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You know it's been a rough night when....
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You know it's been a rough night when.... Your phone doesn't recognize you during the facial recognition thing. Yikes! So, there I was.... Moments ago.... One eye open and drool still trickling down the left side of my face trying to turn the alarm off on my phone.... Only it had come to life the moment I picked it up. "Oh My God!! What's going on with this thing?!?" Trying not to get mad AND trying to collect my barely conscious thoughts enough to use my barely mobile fingers to punch in a phone key was impossible. I wanted to die in that moment just to be done with it all. "Siri, turn the alarm off!" The moment she said 'ok' I tossed the phone down on my bed and lay back for a moment. Chuckling a little, I gave Siri an Irish accent and I've been like a ever since, laughing when I hear her speak. Peeling myself out of bed, I went into the bathroom to turn on the shower and that's when I notice it... The reason the face recognition likely didn't work. It was like something out of 'Exorcist.' Hair standing on end, one side only. Sheet lines deeply embedded into my face. Eyebrow hairs above my left eye all pushed straight up. I had to look away.... The Tilly Cat strolled by the bathroom door and even she picked up speed as she peered inside and saw me standing there. "Oh, yah... Like you're perfect. I saw you lick your butt." All I can say is, thank God for whoever invented the shower. Time to erase away this nightmare! Happy Thursday! |
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2/11/2022 3:01 pm |
I wish hot and sunny.... We're actually going to go hiking and stay at a state park. It's got a river, waterfalls, covered bridges, and a hotel so I can 'rough it' without actually having to rough it. Can't wait!
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Very nice....somewhere hot and sunny i hope...im jealous😊got room in your luggage for a little one😁😁x
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2/10/2022 4:17 pm |
Very nice....somewhere hot and sunny i hope...im jealous😊got room in your luggage for a little one😁😁x
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Well, good evening to you! Ugh, bed head.... It's the stuff of nightmares.
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I'm sorry. I was laughing my ass off (and tears were leaking out of my eyes) over your description of your appearance! Thanks for the morning chuckle.  Just sorry it was at your expense.
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Hope you have a less rough daytime...i didnt sleep much last night...feel like a extra in an apocalypse movie right now😊x
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You poor darling! I had hoped (vicariously) that your dilema followed a night of unbridled passion with one (or more) playmates of choice, but alas... Cats are always smug. They do as they please, when they please, demand food, affection, access and egress as they will and never feel compelled to do a damned thing in return.
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I barely recognise myself when I look in the mirror. I keep thinking I have brown hair; I forget there's some grey hair!
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Your self deprecating humour is hilarious!
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I have had some legendary bed head.... I'm a side sleeper so it's almost always pushed up on one side or both. Scary shit, I tell ya.
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Rough night for me is occasionally going to bed , waking up thinking that it is early morning and then look at clock only to discover that I have only been asleep for several hours 😡🥺🤠
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MYbe Friday you will have a better morning
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As long as your head didn't spin around, you'll be fine.
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As long as your head didn't spin around, you'll be fine.
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MYbe Friday you will have a better morning The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness. 
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Rough night for me is occasionally going to bed , waking up thinking that it is early morning and then look at clock only to discover that I have only been asleep for several hours 😡🥺🤠
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Your self deprecating humour is hilarious!
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That's how i start everyday, I'm in rough shape before a shower and coffee!
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I barely recognise myself when I look in the mirror. I keep thinking I have brown hair; I forget there's some grey hair!
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Hell of a way to start your day. No doubt Tilly did not want to delay your shower salvation though her giving you a "I still love you." purring leg rub would have been nice. Amazing how hot showers help. If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin." I always behave. Preferably not well. 
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You poor darling! I had hoped (vicariously) that your dilema followed a night of unbridled passion with one (or more) playmates of choice, but alas... Cats are always smug. They do as they please, when they please, demand food, affection, access and egress as they will and never feel compelled to do a damned thing in return.
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2/10/2022 3:50 am |
Hope you have a less rough daytime...i didnt sleep much last night...feel like a extra in an apocalypse movie right now😊x
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I'm sorry. I was laughing my ass off (and tears were leaking out of my eyes) over your description of your appearance! Thanks for the morning chuckle. Just sorry it was at your expense. Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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Your phone doesn't recognize you during the facial recognition thing. Yikes! So, there I was.... Moments ago.... One eye open and drool still trickling down the left side of my face trying to turn the alarm off on my phone.... Only it had come to life the moment I picked it up. "Oh My God!! What's going on with this thing?!?" Trying not to get mad AND trying to collect my barely conscious thoughts enough to use my barely mobile fingers to punch in a phone key was impossible. I wanted to die in that moment just to be done with it all. "Siri, turn the alarm off!" The moment she said 'ok' I tossed the phone down on my bed and lay back for a moment. Chuckling a little, I gave Siri an Irish accent and I've been like a kid ever since, laughing when I hear her speak. Peeling myself out of bed, I went into the bathroom to turn on the shower and that's when I notice it... The reason the face recognition likely didn't work. It was like something out of 'Exorcist.' Hair standing on end, one side only. Sheet lines deeply embedded into my face. Eyebrow hairs above my left eye all pushed straight up. I had to look away.... The Tilly Cat strolled by the bathroom door and even she picked up speed as she peered inside and saw me standing there. "Oh, yah... Like you're perfect. I saw you lick your butt." All I can say is, thank God for whoever invented the shower. Time to erase away this nightmare! Happy Thursday!
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